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10 Funny Jokes to Cheer You Up While in Quarantine Brought to You by Ben Odhner

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[Image Description:  Pattern of 12 face with tears of joy emojis (yellow smiley face laughing with blue tears coming out of closed eyes and an open mouth with teeth showing and black) and 12 black mustaches with a red background ] Originally posted on May 30, 2020 on Facebook Notes on my Facebook page One of Ben's (he/him/his) favorite things to do is tell jokes. He even has a jokes book and has been sending Jess (the current Buddy Club President; she/her/hers) and I funny jokes while in quarantine. I can guarantee you that you will have a great laugh! 😂 1. "Why didn't the moon want any dessert? Because it was full!" 2. "What do you call a cow who works in a crystal mine? Underground Beef!" 3. "What do you say when the Statute of Liberty sneezes? God Bless America!" 4. "Why did the Jell-O have red lips? Because it was pudding on makeup!" 5. "What is an elephant's favorite candy? Reese's peanut butter cups!" ...