Funny Jokes to Cheer You Up While in Quarantine Brought to You by Ben Odhner

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Originally posted on May 30, 2020 on Facebook Notes on my Facebook page

One of Ben's (he/him/his) favorite things to do is tell jokes. He even has a jokes book and has been sending Jess (the current Buddy Club President; she/her/hers) and I funny jokes while in quarantine. I can guarantee you that you will have a great laugh! 😂

1. "Why didn't the moon want any dessert? Because it was full!"

2. "What do you call a cow who works in a crystal mine? Underground Beef!"

3. "What do you say when the Statute of Liberty sneezes? God Bless America!"

4. "Why did the Jell-O have red lips? Because it was pudding on makeup!"

5. "What is an elephant's favorite candy? Reese's peanut butter cups!"

6. "What do you call a clean, nice, hardworking monster? A failure!"

7. "If humans eat walnuts, what do robots eat? Lug nuts!"

8. "Where does a snowman go to dance? A snowball? A snowball!"

9. "What kind of haircut does a bee get? A buzz-cut!"

10. "Where does a hamburger go to dance? A meatball!"

We hope you like these! Comment below if you have any other funny jokes to add!




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